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Sunday, April 1, 2007

New Insurgent Threat in Middleville

A Spring offensive by a new insurgent group has started in Middleville. While Camp Toenges continues to be thretened by a ruthless group of insurgent squirrels, a new threat is forming. This time, the threat is able to pentrate the perimeter of Camp Toenges by coming up directly through the earth. Fortunately, Camp Toenges is well protected by its special forces trained doggies Moo and Bear. Moo and Bear have identified the new threat and seem to be keeping it at bay. They are also assited by small flying winged creatures with specially designed tools to capture the new insurgents individually. Moo's preferred method of hunting the insurgents is to create a large whole in the ground where the insurgent was last seen. Her technique does not appear to be as successful as that of the winged creatures. Nonetheless, Moo is doing her part to make sure these dirt dwellers do not threaten Camp Toenges.

I have not seen these dirt dwellers, but I fear they may be a formidable opponent. While the doggies and the winged creatures may be able to keep this new group under control, I predict the yard of Camp Toenges will suffer the greatest damage.